GIB MONEY PLS ✦ CAT WALLET IS EMPTY (very sad) ✦ ONE (1) GIB WILL FEED THIS BABY ✦ MY LANDLORD IS A CAT AND HE WANTS RENT ✦ NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE, JUST FINANCIAL BEGGING ✦ I HAVENT EATEN SINCE THE LAST CANDLE ✦ STEP ON A LEGO? GIB. GET A RAISE? GIB. ✦ 404: MONEY NOT FOUND. PLS GIB. ✦ THE CATS ARE WATCHING YOU SCROLL. GIB.GIB MONEY PLS ✦ CAT WALLET IS EMPTY (very sad) ✦ ONE (1) GIB WILL FEED THIS BABY ✦ MY LANDLORD IS A CAT AND HE WANTS RENT ✦ NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE, JUST FINANCIAL BEGGING ✦ I HAVENT EATEN SINCE THE LAST CANDLE ✦ STEP ON A LEGO? GIB. GET A RAISE? GIB. ✦ 404: MONEY NOT FOUND. PLS GIB. ✦ THE CATS ARE WATCHING YOU SCROLL. GIB.
BUY $GIB

GIB MONEY

PLS

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Black and white cat holding an empty wallet with an open begging paw

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Tabby cat holding an empty wallet, reaching out a paw for money

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Fluffy gray and white cat with an empty wallet holding out a paw

reasons.exe

Why you must gib

  • 01

    Their wallets are LITERALLY empty

    We checked. Twice. There is nothing in there but a receipt for tuna and a single sad moth. This is a humanitarian (catitarian?) crisis.

  • 02

    They have tiny little jobless paws

    No thumbs. Cannot fill out a job application. Cannot flip burgers. The economy has failed them and they are simply too fluffy to survive it alone.

  • 03

    Look at the face. LOOK AT IT.

    Those eyes have seen the top of the chart and the bottom of the wallet. Can you really scroll past that? Monster. Absolute monster.

  • 04

    Gibbing is scientifically good for you

    Studies (conducted by the cats) show that 10 out of 10 gibbers report feeling 400% more blessed and 100% more likely to get pspsps’d in heaven.

no gib?

the cat will simply stare at you. forever. through the wall.

Close up of a cream cat holding an empty wallet

tokenomeows

$GIB

The official currency of desperate cats everywhere. Launched on pump.fun with a total supply of exactly ONE BILLION gibs. Distributed by vibes.

The $GIB mascot cat holding an empty wallet on a green background

TOTAL SUPPLY

1,000,000,000

one (1) billion gibs

LAUNCHED ON

pump.fun

fair launch, no cap tricks

TAX

0 / 0

the cats cannot do math anyway

TEAM ALLOCATION

1 nap

plus snacks (negotiable)

> 100% of the supply is in the hands of the people (and cats). the roadmap is: step 1 — gib. step 2 — money. step 3 — pls. we do not know what comes after pls.

scroll.sideways

the gib gallery

<-- drag / scroll sideways to witness the desperation -->

live footage of a gib

standing up just to beg
standing up just to beg
wig on. still broke.
wig on. still broke.
the grumpy gib
the grumpy gib
HE HAS RUBLES?? gib more
HE HAS RUBLES?? gib more
begging with a view
begging with a view
chin up, wallet down
chin up, wallet down
the disappointed investor
the disappointed investor
tuxedo cat, empty pockets
tuxedo cat, empty pockets
two cats = double gib
two cats = double gib

the.gib.machine

push to gib

It doesn't cost you anything and it costs the cat everything. Free gibs only. Warm up your begging muscles before you buy the real thing.

TOTAL GIBS SERVED:
069420
Cat mascot reacting to being gibbed

meow. that was 1 gib. i felt it.

* free gibs are emotional support only and are not redeemable for tuna