GIB MONEY
PLS
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reasons.exe
Why you must gib
- 01
Their wallets are LITERALLY empty
We checked. Twice. There is nothing in there but a receipt for tuna and a single sad moth. This is a humanitarian (catitarian?) crisis.
- 02
They have tiny little jobless paws
No thumbs. Cannot fill out a job application. Cannot flip burgers. The economy has failed them and they are simply too fluffy to survive it alone.
- 03
Look at the face. LOOK AT IT.
Those eyes have seen the top of the chart and the bottom of the wallet. Can you really scroll past that? Monster. Absolute monster.
- 04
Gibbing is scientifically good for you
Studies (conducted by the cats) show that 10 out of 10 gibbers report feeling 400% more blessed and 100% more likely to get pspsps’d in heaven.
no gib?
the cat will simply stare at you. forever. through the wall.

tokenomeows
$GIB
The official currency of desperate cats everywhere. Launched on pump.fun with a total supply of exactly ONE BILLION gibs. Distributed by vibes.

TOTAL SUPPLY
1,000,000,000
one (1) billion gibs
LAUNCHED ON
pump.fun
fair launch, no cap tricks
TAX
0 / 0
the cats cannot do math anyway
TEAM ALLOCATION
1 nap
plus snacks (negotiable)
> 100% of the supply is in the hands of the people (and cats). the roadmap is: step 1 — gib. step 2 — money. step 3 — pls. we do not know what comes after pls.
scroll.sideways
the gib gallery
<-- drag / scroll sideways to witness the desperation -->
the.gib.machine
push to gib
It doesn't cost you anything and it costs the cat everything. Free gibs only. Warm up your begging muscles before you buy the real thing.

meow. that was 1 gib. i felt it.
* free gibs are emotional support only and are not redeemable for tuna








